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• Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation.
  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much good it did them....
• In the pitiful, multipage, connection-boxed form to which the flowchart has today been elaborated
  it has proved to be useless as a design tool -- programmers draw flowcharts after, not before, writing the programs they describe....
• flowchart n. [techspeak] An archaic form of visual control-flow specification employing arrows and `speech balloons' of various shapes.
  Hackers never use flowcharts, consider them extremely silly, and associate them with COBOL programmers, card wallopers, and other lower forms of life....
• flowchart:: [techspeak] n. An archaic form of visual control-flow specification employing arrows and `speech balloons' of various shapes.
  Hackers never use flowcharts, consider them extremely silly, and associate them with {COBOL} programmers, {card walloper}s, and other lower forms of life....
• flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair + chart a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
  ] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....
• flowchart, n. & v.: [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
  ] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....
• flowchart, n. & v. [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated.
  ] 1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni construction problems in which given algoritms require geometrical representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI template....