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• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich. I wonder how Richie died?
  "Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life....
• GNOME, n. In North-European mythology, a dwarfish imp inhabiting the interior parts of the earth and having special custody of mineral treasures.
  Bjorsen, who died in 1765, says gnomes were common enough in the southern parts of Sweden in his boyhood, and he frequently saw them scampering on the hills in the evening twilight....
• Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
  -- Jules Feiffe...
• Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? FEIFFER
• My girlfriend's father died of throat trouble. They hung him.
  He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can't bring home samples....
• I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
• He dies twice who perishes by his own hand. Latin Proverb
• For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
  ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....