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• Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
• Carl [To the MENSA members]: Lets make litter of the literati!
  Lenny: That was too clever! You're one of them! [punches him] Episode...
• Hockey costs too much money.
• Bigamy is taking one too many.
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• Been short on oxygen one time too many.