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Please, Mother! I'd Rather Do It Myself!
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Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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Troi: "I've learned to remind myself that my mother and I are two separate individuals.
Jev: "And have you enjoyed much success with this approach, Counselor?...
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.
Why do I do these things to myself?
Where yet was ever found a mother Who 'd give her booby for another?
-- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Mother, the Nurse, and the Fairy...
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it alone.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself (I am large, I contain multitudes).
-- Walt Whitman, Song of Myself...
In Response to the Heavy Mail Department: I did not say that Dan Quayle was so dumb he flunked his blood test.
I know for a fact that his grade was D+, so I did not say that....
I rather pride myself on knowing when to stand on my dignity and when to sit on it.