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• Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths...all temperature cheer.
• The people don't take baths and they don't speak English.
  No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?...
• As a matter of cold fact, a lot of people have no use for you because they can't use you.
• INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
  The properties of ink are peculiar and contradictory...
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. -- Men vs. Bee
• Have a cold? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian.
• Lillehammer? You must have seen me swimming in cold wate
• Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac