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• People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. -- Ozman's Law
• 1) If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Love cures people--both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninge
• Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. MENNINGER
• Nudists are people who go in for altogetherness.
• People who can't figure out what to do with a Sunday afternoon are often the same ones who can't wait for retirement.