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• The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little.
  -- Porterfield...
• The ways to enrich are many, and most of them foul.--Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
• If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
  So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it....
• Mankind is the only one of God's creatures who will foul his own nest. -- Mildred Marti
• cracker n. One who breaks security on a system. Coined ca.
  1985 by hackers in defense against journalistic misuse of hacker (q....
• Bright-eyed little boys do not catch foul balls. Pudgy half-drunk adults wearing baseball gloves catch foul balls.
• On the day of his anniversary, Joe was frantically shopping around for a present for his wife.
  He knew what she wanted, a grandfather clock for the living room, but he found the right one almost impossible to find....
• Sorry, computer foul-up!