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  .. It just seems longer....
• Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
• A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women- all at the same time.
  It was a lovely funeral....
• The way to live longer is to fall in love with what you're doing, then you've got it made.
  Then you can't wait to get out of bed in the morning and get to work....
• Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
  And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations, ask yourself the following questio...
• Trials never end, of course. Unhappiness and misfortune are bound to occur as long as people live
  but there is a feeling now, that was not here before, and is not just on the surface of things, but penetrates all the way through...
• It's a fact women live longer than men-especially widows.