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No Hardware Designer Should Be Allowed To Produce Any Piece Of Hardware Until Three Software Guys Have Signed Off For It.
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No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
Related:
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
Software makes hardware happen.
Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?
Software is the difference between hardware and reality.
fry 1. vi. To fail. Said especially of smoke-producing hardware failures.
More generally, to become non-working. Usage: never said of software, only of hardware and humans....
How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
Hackers have good hardware.
blivet: /bliv'*t/ [allegedly from a World War II military term meaning "ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] n.
1. An intractable problem. 2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced if it breaks....
blivet /bliv'*t/ n. [allegedly from a World War II military term meaning "ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] 1.
An intractable problem. 2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced if it breaks....