Related:

• Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
• Nothing happens to you that hasn't happened to someone else.
• Whatever happens in government could have happened differently and it usually would have been better if it had.
  -- Prof. Charles Frankel...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
• If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it.
• The more things you do not know how to do, the less you will have to do, and the more time you will have to unlearn things you knew, so that you will be able to do even less.
• To kill an enterprise, say you have no opinion on the subject if the chair asks for it.
  After the meeting, say you have learned nothing, or tell everyone what should have happened....