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• HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science.
  To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not....
• The kind of charity you can force out of people nourishes about as much as the kind of love you can buy --- and spreads even nastier diseases.
  -- Eric S. Raymond...
• One of the more serious dangers after the last kid has left home for college is getting scalded in the shower.
• Two teachers were out for a coke after Friday afternoon classes dismissed.
  Says one to the other, "If there is anything to this reincarnation business, I'd love to come back as a childhood disease....
• All serious writers want the obvious rewards: fame, money, women, love--and most of all, an audience!
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Avoid diseases not backed by a national foundation.
• Life is the childhood of our immortality. -- Goethe
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....