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• Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- D'Hericaul
• God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villare
• Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have Porsche
  I must make amends. -- Janis Jopli...
• Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincol
• I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinion.
• Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD? My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
  Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me: To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!...
• I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects.
  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies....
• I die adoring God, loving my friends, not hating my enemies, and detesting superstition.
  -- Voltaire (1692-1778) signed 28 Feb. 1778 quoted by Tallentyre...
• Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
  .. For my part I would as soon be descended from [a] baboon ....