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• Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
• Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  -- G. B. Shaw...
• There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it -- G. B. Shaw
• A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.
  Hence University education. -- G. B. Shaw...