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• Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
• Birthdays are healthy, those who have more of them live longer.
• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
• The Seventh Commandment for C programmers: Thou shalt study thy libraries and strive not to re-invent them without cause, that thy code may be short and readable and thy days pleasant and productive.
  -- Harry Spence...
• To be a human without passion is to be dead.
• Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. -- Henrik Tikkane
• Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
  -- Henrik Tikkane...