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• Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• Love without irritation is just lust.
• Nor time nor place Did then adhere. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 7
• Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?
  I searched the world over, And I thought I'd found true love, You met another and [Bronx cheer] you were gone!...
• jupiter vt. [IRC] To kill an IRC bot or user and then take its place by adopting its nick so that it cannot reconnect.
  Named after a particular IRC user who did this to NickServ, the robot in charge of preventing people from inadvertently using a nick claimed by another user....
• jupiter: [IRC] vt. To kill an {IRC} {robot} or user and then take its place by adopting its {nick} so that it cannot reconnect.
  Named after a particular IRC user who did this to NickServ, the robot in charge of preventing people from inadvertently using a nick claimed by another user....
• Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place. Carla
  Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing....
• Love is an angel disguised as lust... -- Patti Smith