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• I'm looking for myself. Anybody seen me lately?
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead.
• The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.
• I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
  -- Charles Darwin (1809-1882), Autobiography...
• I know you're supposed to take life one day at a time -- but lately several days have attacked me at once.
• Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
  -- Dilbe...