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• It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.
  But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you....
• If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. Murphy's Sixth Military Law
• Murphy's Second Law for Wives: The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.
• What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
  Murphy's Law applied to Newton's....
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
  You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent disability you may have experienced....
• Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five.
• Everything takes longer than you think it will. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 2