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• It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
  Jerome K. Jerome ['Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow', 1886]...
• If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
• I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• Love is like the measles, we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome