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• It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.
  The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• I cannot believe it. She drags me all the way from Billingsgate to Richmond to play about the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court.
  ..and stood at the end of passage pretending to be a door. -- Edmund : Money...
• Twas the Night before Crisis 'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse.
  The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, Knowing chances of cutover hadn't a prayer....