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• A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
• A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.
  -- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945)...
• An egghead is one who stands firmly on both feet, in mid-air, on both sides of an issue.
  -- Homer Ferguso...
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• If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
  -- Robert F. Gohee...
• There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if only you begin to inoculate it before the age of five
  by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity. -- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)...
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