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• All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble.
• Where do you go to get anorexia? -- Shelley Winte
• All marriages are mixed marriages. -- Chantal Saperstei
• Marriage causes dating problems.
• Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistake
  in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little care in this very imperfect one) both partners might have found more suitable mates....
• Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity.
  It is what makes nations great and marriages happy. -- Phyllis McGinley...
• It's very hard for anything to make it out of Hollywood these days without a lame-ass wimpout ending tacked on at the whining request of test audiences selected from the most puerile of the Nielsen familie
  who are, as we all know, chosen on the basis of the number of cousin-cousin marriages in their family over the last ten generations....
• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Wilde...