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• If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.
  It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft....
• Many of today's students think of themselves as having accomplished reading skills, if they can read through the TV listings for the evening.
• A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at the beginning of the sentence.
  For maximum comprehension, do not start listening until the first clause is concluded....
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Our Constitution ... gives to bigotry no sanction. -- George Washingto
• Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
  -- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...