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• There is no glory in outstripping donkeys. -- Martial
• Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. -- Folk saying
• Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go on a battlefield
• Big or small, We tax them all.
• My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
  My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
• Free enterprise ended in the United States a good many years ago.
  Big oil, big steel, big agriculture avoid the open marketplace....
• Are humans good to eat Daddy?
• Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted