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• Did you hear that A voyeur's liberation front is being organized and their slogan is "Power To The Peephole".
• Patience is a virtue Catch it if you can, Rarely in a woman, But never in a man!
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• The absolute definite best way to catch a fish: have somebody throw it to you.
• Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.