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• The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
• Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane.
• Two rights don't make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway. -- James Wesley Jackso
• Lord, when we are wrong, make us easy to change. And when we are right, make us easy to live with.
  -- Peter Marshall...
• Bigamy is taking one too many.
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites....
• It takes two to make a bargain.
• Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
  Peggy Joyce...
• Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!