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• Spelling - grammar - apostrophes - CHECK!
• You are in an extremely small classroom with tiny desks and chairs.
  At At the front of the room is a green blackboard with the homework for the the day written on it....
• Presenting reports - No mater how good and detailed a report is, if it has any spelling mistakes it will be instantly rejected.
  Senior managers don't read reports, but just check the spelling, grammar and arithmetic....
• And was head of Gestapo for 10 years.. No! 5 years!
  .. No! No! Nein, was not head of Gestapo at all! I make joke." -- Monty Pytho...
• When are you buttheads gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
  -- Reuben Flagg...
• When are you BUTTHEADS gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
  -- Reuben Flagg...
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one light bulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,....