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• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
• CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1993 -- Seen on hacker's tombstone
• On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
• Inscription on hooker's tombstone: AT LAST, SHE SLEEPS ALONE.
• My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea
  But before I go, Tom Moore, Here 's a double health to thee!...