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• Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
• A half moon is better than no moon at all.
• No moon tonight. Beware!
• We are all tired of being stuck on this cosmical speck with its monotonous ocean, leaden sky and single moon that is half useless.
  ...so it seems to me that the future glory of the human race lies in the exploration of at least the solar system!...
• Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END?
• Be careful when the moon is its its last quarter.