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• Men are irrelevant. -- Fay Weldo
• We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force.
  We meant, of course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce....
• THIS SOFTWARE HAS BEEN ILLEGALLY COPIED - NOTIFY THE POLICE
• Integrity has no need for rules.
• There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Letter to Mr. Huskisso...
• UN*X n. Used to refer to the Unix operating system (a trademark of AT&
  T) in writing, but avoiding the need for the ugly (TM) typography....
• UN*X: n. Used to refer to the UNIX operating system (a trademark of AT&T) in writing, but avoiding the need for the ugly {(TM)} typography.
  Also used to refer to any or all varieties of Unixoid operating systems....
• The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978.
  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes....
• CAN THIS REALLY BE MY LIFE? or has there been some mistake?