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• The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks," said the voice earnestly, "is to make girls' breasts bob up and down more clearly to the eye.
  I am convinced that this is the case. "And I am certain that if one worked the argument through, one would find that it flowed with perfect naturalness and logic from everything," he insisted, "that Darwin was going on about....
• The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
  -- Sir Richard F. Burto...
• The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
  -- Sir Richard F. Burto...
• I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile -- Tom C.
  Clark...
• Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. -- Oscar Leva
• I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
  This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign....
• The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone.
  Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch...
• I am as firmly convinced that religions do harm as I am that they are untrue -- Bertrand Russell
• Quantum mechanics is very impressive. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing.
  The theory yields a lot, but it hardly brings us any closer to the secret of the Old One....