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Don't Read Any Sky-writing For The Next Two Weeks.
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Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
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If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marqui...
Quote #611 The two main design principles of the NeXT machine appear to be revenge and spite.
-- Don Lancaste...
Read the next message STUPID....!
A Headline in on a magazine at the supermarket read How to become an optimist in two weeks It was only after a moment that I realized that in response, I had muttered "I don't know.
That sounds pretty optimistic to me....
The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
An article which insists that whatever you are eating is carcinogenic can be found in next Sunday's edition of any newspaper which you select to read.
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
.. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....
It's so slow that FOR I=1 TO 2:NEXT I takes 6 weeks.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Field