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• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Quote #611 The two main design principles of the NeXT machine appear to be revenge and spite.
  -- Don Lancaste...
• Read the next message STUPID....!
• A Headline in on a magazine at the supermarket read How to become an optimist in two weeks It was only after a moment that I realized that in response, I had muttered "I don't know.
  That sounds pretty optimistic to me....
• The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
• An article which insists that whatever you are eating is carcinogenic can be found in next Sunday's edition of any newspaper which you select to read.
• When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
  .. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....
• It's so slow that FOR I=1 TO 2:NEXT I takes 6 weeks.
• I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Field