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• Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
• You tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....
• People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to die for.
  The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too....
• Never argue with a fool. Others may not be able to tell the difference.
• The difference between being able to go on forever and feeling sure you'll never be able to go again is about ten minutes.
• Just between you and I case is important.
• The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.