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• Can one ever remember love ? It's like trying to summon up the smell of a rose in a cellar.
  You might see a rose, but never the perfume. -- Arthur Mille...
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
  You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....
• Never be boastful; someone may come along who knew you as a child. -- Chinese Proverb
• If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Mille
• And thank you for the child taglines.