Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies,

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  and Statistics. --...
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  and Statistics. --...
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• There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
  Benjamin...
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  and benchmarks...
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  [attributed to] Benjamin Disraeli (1804...
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