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• Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse. -- C. N. Parkinso
• Moore's Law /morz law/ prov. The observation that the logic density of silicon integrated circuits has closely followed the curve (bits per square inch) = 2^(t - 1962) where t is time in yea
  hat is, the amount of information storable on a given amount of silicon has roughly doubled every year since the technology was invented....
• If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $
  5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Hyper-Go Toy Company.
  "Last year, sales of our Fierce Fighter toy airplane declined sharply, even though the toy had been a top seller for three years....
• Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
  -- C. N. Parkinso...
• The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
  -- C. N. Parkinso...
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a local Solano newspaper.
  "The Solano school district should do away with its music education programs....
• The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
  -- Jean Ke...