CONSENT DECREE: A Document In Which A Hapless Company Consents Never To Commit In The Future Whatever Heinous Violations Of Federal Law It Never Admitted To In The First Place.

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CONSENT DECREE:
A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
never admitted to in the first place.

A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
-- Kaufman's Law...
Kaufman's Law: A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it. -- T. S. Elio
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
The future is not what it used to be. (It never was.)
Which came first, the future or the past?
First Law of Debate Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

CONSENT DECREE: A Document In Which A Hapless Company Consents Never To Commit In The Future Whatever Heinous Violations Of Federal Law It Never Admitted To In The First Place.

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