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Be thankful that you don't live in Upland.
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The vast majority of people who live a rural life tend to do this in the country, away from viewers and watchers, and for this, I guess we can be thankful.
New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
Be thankful... I could be your neighbor.
It is good to live and learn. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap.
xxxii...
What this country needs is a toller hog, for people to live higher off. -- Don Riley
Don't become a concert pianist. They use the soft pedal as *well* as the damper.
Be thankful you never liked organs, because you don't stand a chance....
If you LIVE backwards, it is EVIL.
Live before you die.