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Be Suspicious Of Anything That Works Perfectly -- It's Probably Because Two Errors Are Canceling Each Other Out.
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Be suspicious of anything that works perfectly --
it's probably because two errors are canceling
each other out.
-- Dave Bartley
Related:
A feature is a bug with seniority. -- Dave Bartley
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
If he had two ideas in his head, they would fall out with each other. -- Johnso
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
War is a profanity because, let's face it, you've got two opposing sidestrying to settle their differences by killing as many of each other as they can.
-- Norman Schwartzkopf...
The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
deadlock n. 1. [techspeak] A situation wherein two or more processes are unable to proceed because each is waiting for one of the others to do something.
A common example is a program communicating to a server, which may find itself waiting for output from the server before sending anything more to it, while the server is similarly waiting for more input from the controlling program before outputting anything....
deadlock: n. 1. [techspeak] A situation wherein two or more processes are unable to proceed because each is waiting for one of the others to do something.
A common example is a program communicating to a server, which may find itself waiting for output from the server before sending anything more to it, while the server is similarly waiting for more input from the controlling program before outputting anything....
Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.