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• Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a student newspaper.
  "In a recent survey, most students who were studying beginning Russian gave higher course-evaluation ratings to classes taught by non-native Russian speakers than to classes taught by native Russian speakers....
• 0140 Ever write comments in a non-native language? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Shit Happens' according to... Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
  (For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)...
• SMILEY :-)* speaks Esperanto
• After dark all cats are leopards. Native American Proverb (Zuni)
• Public speakers do it orally.
• REAL Sysops disconnect the Speakers !!
• Speakers do it with pointers.