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• Chrissy's Advice: He who buys the hockey tickets, lives!
• heatseeker: [IBM] n. A customer who can be relied upon to buy, without fail, the latest version of an existing product (not quite the same as a member of the {lunatic fringe}).
  A 1993 example of a heatseeker is someone who, owning a 286 PC and Windows 3....
• Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the gallon.
• PROBLEM DRINKER: A man who never buys.
• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
• Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. -- Greener's Law
• This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink.