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• Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman.
  And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Behind every successful woman - herself.
• Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind.
  -- anonymous male chauvini...