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• I wish I could step on this program's bug.
• I wish life could have 1024x768x256 resolution.
• I wish they all could be California girls.
• It's in an advanced stage of development...
• Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
• S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
  .. -- with regrets to D. Adam...