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• Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
  Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again....
• I'd like to be an obstetrician. Look at all the guys you have working for you all the time.
  -- Bert Henry...
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it. -- Bert Lantz
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable.
  Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray, "The Wall Street Journal...
• E=Mc^5...nahh, E=Mc^4...nahh, E=Mc^3....ah, the hell with it.
  .. -- Bert's older and less patient brothe...
• If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
  -- Bert Whitney...
• Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Bert, AGE 5...