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• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
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• Never kick a man unless he's down.
• Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
  -- Dwight D Eisenhowe...
• You never forget how to fuck. Unless you're really, _really_ stupid. -- Frank Zappa
• God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat.
  He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. -- Pablo Picasso...