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• Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
• Thus use your frog: put your hook--I mean the arming wire--through his mouth and out at his gill
  and then with a fine needle and silk sew the upper part of his leg with only one stitch to the arming wire of your hook, or tie the frog's leg above the upper joint to the armed wire...
• BACKWARD CONDITIONING: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
• Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the Station-to--Station rate.
• milliLampson /mil'*-lamp`sn/ n. A unit of talking speed, abbreviated mL.
  Most people run about 200 milliLampsons. The eponymous Butler Lampson (a CS theorist and systems implementor highly regarded among hackers) goes at 1000....