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  he once became so engrossed in an account of the Battle of Fonteney that he forgot President Roosevelt was due to drop by to discuss the upcoming conference in Yalta....
• I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship.
  I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind....
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  I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind....
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• There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can get any job they want, and white males.
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