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Less than 14% of all fortune users are contributors. That means that 86% of
you are getting a free ride. We can't go on like this much longer. Federal
cutbacks mean less money for fortunes, and unless user contributions increase
to make up the difference, the fortune program will have to shut down between
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out. All fortunes will be acknowledged. If you contribute 30 fortunes or
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