The IRS Spends God Knows How Much Of Your Tax Money On These Toll-free Information Hot Lines Staffed By IRS Employees, Whose Idea Of A Dynamite Tax Tip Is That You Should Print Neatly.

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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free
information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a
dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a
real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never
pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big
consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"

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