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• Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat. -- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
• The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it.
  -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340...
• The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it.
  -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340...
• If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
• CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
• PASCAL not allowed on this system.
• PASCAL programmers are better structured.
• Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
• PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.