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• Sentences should be written in the active voice when giving instructions, so that the subject of the action can be identified clearly.
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• It's hard to read the writing on the wall when you've got your back to it.
• Quote #119 You are writing real-time code when you have to fight for 10 instructions -- Raul Izahi Lopez Hernandez, C-Cube Microsystems, Milpitas, CA, U.
  S.A....
• Since when was a phone for talking?
• Sleep not when others speak, sit not when others stand, speak not when you should hold your peace, walk not on when others stop.
  -- George Washingto...
• It's grad exam time... MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
  Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected....
• When all else fails, burn the instructions.
• When all else fails, read the instructions.